“What’s the craziest thing you have done during sex”? “Anal sex” was Jessica’s response. “Anal sex?!”, this writer asked with a look of surprise. “Yes anal sex. I remember the first time like it was yesterday. I had seen a few porn videos of anal sex but had a misconstrued opinion of it. I felt…
Why Anal Sex is a Forbidden Fruit
“What’s the craziest thing you have done for love?” It’s not a rhetorical question. Think about it. Done?! This same question was posed to Jennifer (not her real name) and her response was; “anal sex”. Crazy right? So did she enjoy the experience? “I tried anal sex because of love and it wasn’t a good…
The Interview: Name Your Salary
“What are your salary expectations?”, the interviewer says as if she were handing you a blank cheque. You look at the imaginary blank cheque and realize that going too low can put you in a position where you can’t afford to take the job, yet can’t afford to turn the job down. A high number…
#MAnna2020: Happy (N)Ever After
It’s Anna’s big day Be it April or May She thought about her cake But hey, it was safe with her namesake She can’t help but wear a smile As her groom comes from a mile. Mark puts on his tie, Nervous with his mouth filled with pie And paces himself around the room, Surely,…
NYSC: The Tale of a White Fowl
Taraba State!? Oh no! It was definitely a NO in capitals. Taraba was the least of my options but I guess the National Youth Service Corps thought otherwise. “It’s so unfair” I thought with frustration written boldly on my face. I felt like crying but tears betrayed me at that point. I left the café…
The Coronavirus Cure: The WayMaker
I want to write this article while listening to “Waymaker” by Sinach but words fail me. I can’t see the screen because tears keep flooding in my eyelids as I try to keep myself composed. I don’t know if any song has ever being made for a season like “Waymaker” is made for this Coronavirus…
Girl Code: It’s Getting Late
“It’s getting late, I will soon start going”, Angela says checking her wrist watch. Frank on the other hand didn’t get the code and strode to his wardrobe to get dressed as if Angela actually meant what she said. She was actually speaking in code but he didn’t get the code. He got dressed and…
Sleeping with Another Man’s Wife
“By Nigerian standards, I’m a rich man but my wife. My wife is by far my most priced possession”. Richard Mofe-Damijo’s character tells Blossom Chuwujekwu’s character in the movie “Okafor’s Law”. “But you little twit”, he continued now in a rage. “You little demon somehow managed to get through to her and you slept with…
The Ability to Laugh at Yourself.
What would you consider is the one of the most underrated life skills? A few months ago, at the airport, I went to a restaurant with my friend while we waited for his flight. We sat down and a waitress came up to us asking to take our order. And this waitress was hot. And when…
Ladies: You Woke Up with a D*ck
Something happened while you were asleep!! A transformation. You woke up in the middle of the night oblivious of what had happened while you were sleep. You strode sleepy eyed to the bathroom to pee. As a lady, you sat on the toilet seat and when you were done, you fetched tissue paper to…
Believe. Aspire. Experience. 